• In Broken Arrow, pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house. Won't the outside pigs be jealous?
• You need a permit to feed swine. So it's no problem to have them as pets, but we have to have a permit in order to sustain them.
• In Clinton, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. In order to determine they need a permit to congregate, haven't the dogs congregated already? Oh–wait–they probably did a group text or something.
• In Yukon, it is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. There are hitches on the side, I presume.
• In Wynona, clothes may not be washed in bird baths. Um. Ewww.
• In Wynona, mules may not drink out of bird baths. But we don't want to contaminate it with soap for all of the non-mule drinkers.
• In Wynona, one's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. Should I tie the rope to my bumper or run it through the steering wheel.
• In Tulsa, Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. It's already crowded enough.
• Wrestling a bear is illegal. I don't understand why we can't just let natural consequences work their magic sometimes. Survival of the fittest.
• It is illegal to disturb a salamander in a cave. You got to wait for those suckers to come out to make it a fair fight, ya hear?
• In Bartlesville, no person may own more than two adult cats and two adult dogs. Plus the pigs, of course.
• If one's dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal. That's just sad. But I suppose only the owner would plan a funeral to do the dog justice.
• It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. I'm assuming they mean the mechanical bull, so there's a loophole for ya.
• One may not trip a horse. Especially in front of city hall.
• Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. I'm making an ugly face at my dog right now and you can't see me...na na na na NA na...
• Whaling is illegal. Uh-huh.
• Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. So they have to ride it out in your palm?
• No person shall take more than 15 bullfrogs in one day. Back away from the bullfrogs, people. Come back tomorrow.
• It is illegal to use a yo-yo to fish. But, officer, I was just dangling' my yo-yo in the water to see if it would make a splash. I swear I wasn't fishin'.
• It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. This really says it all about you Oklahomans. Everyone knows that it's funnier when you put their front legs in the boots.
Join us next week when we take a look at the ridiculous animal laws in Oregon!
Law information source: stupidlaws.com, dumblaws.com, and realstrangelaws.com.